Re: Protect Pictures

What a wonderful diversion from the normally dry discussions.  Great humor!!
I'll make sure to save this one for future reference - LOLOL

Shay  B-)

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>Sure I can give you a hand no problem.  Here are the instructions in
>PhotoShop:
>1.  Use file >> open to open your image.
>2.  Select the square marquee tool (shortcut is M)
>3.  Make sure your info palette is open (this is very important so as not
to
>miss any of the images and thus allow any part of it to be copied and used
>for malicious purposes).
>4.  Position your mouse over the coordinates 0,0 (for this step make sure
>your mouse pad is Windows 95 compatible so as not to cause unnecessary
>lockups with your operating system.  Simply check for the Designed for
>Windows 95 logo on the bottom).
> 5.  Click and drag from 0,0 at the top left hand point of the image all
the
>way down to bottom right hand corner of the image (make sure to do this
>using a circular motion with you mouse.  This helps to awaken the electrons
>in you image causing it to be more distinct and clear).
>6.  Using this method you should now have the entire image selected ( make
>sure not to use the select all feature (ctrl-a) if you are using a PC,
>seeing that Macs have a gamma of 1.0 and PC's have a gamma of .72; 28% of
>your image would not get selected when viewed from Macintosh system and
>would lead to massive pirating by the MAC population).
>7.  Make sure that black is selected as your foreground color.
>8.  Fill your selection with black (alt-Del).
>9.  repeat this process 3 times for additional security.
>10.  Convert the image to indexed color.  Image >> mode >> Indexed color.
>11.  choose the default options and click yes to flatten the image.
>12. save your hard work (make sure you do not change the original name as
>others will then know that there is another unaltered image available thus
>causing racial tensions between Iraq and Canada).
>13.  Do a gif89a export (choose black as your transparent color,  this will
>hide the black layer on the web but cause a protective shield against all
>download attempts).
>14.  Register your black shield with the verisign corporation, failure to
do
>so will result in your personal Monica Leweinsky scandal can't have that on
>valentines day).
>15.  Upload your image to the web and just wait for the email to come in
>praising you for you artistic genius.
>16.  When accused of copyright infringement point them to
>www.adtek-marketing.com/madonna for a vision of Madonna's dancing baby.
>
>ciao
>David
>

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